Wake up and give me some predictions for Engerland v Azerbaijan what is tonight in the northern hemisphere. At St James Park. As you are no doubt aware Poland stuffed them 8-0 at the weekend. According to Sven it was a freak result and we should all be satisfied with a 1-0 win. But that's just happy go lucky Sven with his cautious approach. I am saying we'll go mental and win 2-0. Rooney's desperate to score, and Michael Owen is looking forward to getting his 30th England goal, which will put him level with Alan Shearer. So that's what I say, although we could get six.

In goal for Azkaban is 'Leaky' Dmitri. And their manager is 1970 Brazilian World Cup winning captain Carlos Alberto who scored the greatest goal of all time - fact. But that won't help them.

Give me some news about Australia's World Cup campaign. Didn't they play in Sydney against Iraq recently? I could look it up on the Interweb but that's no fun.