Today I discovered a news article about me and my recent World Cup activities.

Ok that's not entirely true. But the headline caught my attention.

The article in fact relates to a scientamologist at the Bayer laboratories who is looking at a football with an eyeglass. I'm sure this is all in the name of science, but come on, really. It's a football. FOOT-BALL! The bloke who lives behind us could have told you that and he only got one GSCE.