Table football, ah yes, isn't it? We have one of those here at work, but it's a real cheapo version and after the first day the left back of "Team Yellow" exploded during a game with their long standing European rivals, "Team Rouge".

We tried to tape his legs back on, but they're sort of all wonky now. He can put a mean slice on the ball though if you're lucky and hit it at the right angle, but the rest of the time he's just crap.

Oh, and the ball's not round anymore, it's more like a Terry's Chocolate Orange with a few segments missing.